F U, Penguin

A blog where cute animals are told off.
Kind of like The Superficial of the animal kingdom:

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

Sample Post:
Check out Kenny G over here

Oh, wow, stellar performance there, hot shot. I forgot how people are always saying "You have got to go to the aquarium to hear the music, they are really tearing shit up over there." Next stop, the Times Square subway station, right? Okay now, don't even tell me you think you can play saxophone, Walrus. Last time I checked you needed distinguishable digits to use the keys, asshole...
(click photo above for full Walrus post)

Louis CK

Everything's Amazing, Nobody's Happy

Thanks for this one, Batesy

Gay People

David after Dental Surgery

You’ve probably heard Christian Bale loose it on set, and probably seen the “david after dental surgery” video (1st video below) making the rounds on the internet.

Someone mashed the two together for some amusing results (see 2nd video)



David/Christian Bale mash-up

Dwight Howard hits 75-footer

Dwight Howard hits 75-footer during pregame warmup: