F U, Penguin

A blog where cute animals are told off.
Kind of like The Superficial of the animal kingdom:

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

Sample Post:
Check out Kenny G over here

Oh, wow, stellar performance there, hot shot. I forgot how people are always saying "You have got to go to the aquarium to hear the music, they are really tearing shit up over there." Next stop, the Times Square subway station, right? Okay now, don't even tell me you think you can play saxophone, Walrus. Last time I checked you needed distinguishable digits to use the keys, asshole...
(click photo above for full Walrus post)